Some are good. Most are bad. But there are often uncomfortable truths found in the jokes that skysailors make. Here is a selection of the humour found in the 7 Skies.
Barathi
What do you call a Barathi House with no spies?
A mausoleum.
Colrona
Colronan Royalist
How many Royalists does it take to saddle a horse?
Three. Two to duel over the honor of saddling, and one to write a song about it.
Crail
What's the most common bird seen on Crail?
The "Crooked Falcon"
Ilwuz
How many Ilwuzi pirates does it take to saddle a horse?
You'll have to ask the Pirate King about that!
Sha Ka Ruq
Skysailor 1: I heard that ya' can drive the Ruqs away with just a loaf of bread. Wheat is poison to 'em!
Skysailor 2: Oh yeah, an' how do ya' figure that?
Skysailor 1: Ever hear a Ruq ask for a cracker?
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